The Chino Wanker has been a common species amongst the UK youth since around 2010. They are aged between early-to-mid teens and early 20s, and are especially common on University campuses.
Usually, a Chino Wanker...
- Wears Chinos, Vans and vintage tees, as well as Jack Wills, Hollister and Abercrombie
- Thinks any mainstream autotuned music, such as Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and Chris Brown is the be-all, end-all of music
- Frequents the shittest, soulless clubs that play nothing but pop crap
- Describes anything that occurs which is slightly humorous as "banter". It doesn't even need to fit the actual proper definition of banter
- Describes person who does slightly humorous things as "a LAD"
- Thinks they are the epitome of macho, despite dressing like a member of One Direction
- Idolises Joey Essex and Mario "LADotelli"
- Posts really shit anecdotes about how wacky and laddish they are on sites like UniLAD.
- Objectifies the female gender. The only references they'll ever make to women is talking about which "wench" they "smashed" or really shit unfunny jokes about kitchens and sandwiches
- Watches comedy programmes with basic humour like Inbetweeners and Big Bang Theory
- Occasionally some Chino Wankers are edgy and prefer leftfield Indie like The Vaccines and Ed Sheeran.
If you are reading this definition and all these sound like they describe you to a tee, then congratulations! You are a Chino Wanker!
Usually, a Chino Wanker...
- Wears Chinos, Vans and vintage tees, as well as Jack Wills, Hollister and Abercrombie
- Thinks any mainstream autotuned music, such as Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and Chris Brown is the be-all, end-all of music
- Frequents the shittest, soulless clubs that play nothing but pop crap
- Describes anything that occurs which is slightly humorous as "banter". It doesn't even need to fit the actual proper definition of banter
- Describes person who does slightly humorous things as "a LAD"
- Thinks they are the epitome of macho, despite dressing like a member of One Direction
- Idolises Joey Essex and Mario "LADotelli"
- Posts really shit anecdotes about how wacky and laddish they are on sites like UniLAD.
- Objectifies the female gender. The only references they'll ever make to women is talking about which "wench" they "smashed" or really shit unfunny jokes about kitchens and sandwiches
- Watches comedy programmes with basic humour like Inbetweeners and Big Bang Theory
- Occasionally some Chino Wankers are edgy and prefer leftfield Indie like The Vaccines and Ed Sheeran.
If you are reading this definition and all these sound like they describe you to a tee, then congratulations! You are a Chino Wanker!
Chino Wanker dictionary:
Banter - Something funny which has occured.
LAD - Person who does or says something humorous
Lash - Participating in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
Swag - The favourable image one has when they wear Hollister
Totes - Most definitely
Onnittttttt - The decision to attend a social gathering, with consumption of alcoholic beverages
Wench - A member of the female sex.
Hanginggggg - The undesired feelings and sensations after the previous evenings festivities.
Emosh - To be in touch with one's emotions.
Hilar - Something which amuses the Chino Wanker.
Smash It - To engage in an activity with a positive, sometimes incredible, outcome
YOLO - A philosophical outlook on the decision to do something which is unpredictable.
If you use any of these terms, then I am afraid to say that you are an irritating cunt.
Banter - Something funny which has occured.
LAD - Person who does or says something humorous
Lash - Participating in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
Swag - The favourable image one has when they wear Hollister
Totes - Most definitely
Onnittttttt - The decision to attend a social gathering, with consumption of alcoholic beverages
Wench - A member of the female sex.
Hanginggggg - The undesired feelings and sensations after the previous evenings festivities.
Emosh - To be in touch with one's emotions.
Hilar - Something which amuses the Chino Wanker.
Smash It - To engage in an activity with a positive, sometimes incredible, outcome
YOLO - A philosophical outlook on the decision to do something which is unpredictable.
If you use any of these terms, then I am afraid to say that you are an irritating cunt.
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Also to describing something less than aromatically pleasing, such as an inflated toilet.
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Comes from the French language, where 'yes' is said 'oui oui,' which sounds similar to 'wee wee.' To take a wicked yes is to take a wicked piss.
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Teacher: "In French, when youy want to say yes, you say,'Oui oui.' "
Peter: "You gotta be freakin' kidding me! What do they say for no,'doo doo?' Hey, I'll be right back, I gotta take a wicked yes."
Teacher: "In French, when youy want to say yes, you say,'Oui oui.' "
Peter: "You gotta be freakin' kidding me! What do they say for no,'doo doo?' Hey, I'll be right back, I gotta take a wicked yes."
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1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". Very high populations of wankers are to be found in certain areas of London including Shoreditch and Hoxton; see also Shoreditch twat.
2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole.
3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility.
4. A general term of abuse.
5. Someone who masturbates.
1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". Very high populations of wankers are to be found in certain areas of London including Shoreditch and Hoxton; see also Shoreditch twat.
2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole.
3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility.
4. A general term of abuse.
5. Someone who masturbates.
1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the studio's new pathways they're developing in innovative synergistic blue-sky-media treatment concepts. In a fake Cockney-geezer accent. What a fucking wanker.
2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking wanker.
3. He's being paid £25/hour and he just sits there playing Freecell whilst the rest of us do all his work for him, because he's the boss's mate. What a fucking wanker.
4. You're a fucking wanker.
5. You're a fucking wanker.
2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking wanker.
3. He's being paid £25/hour and he just sits there playing Freecell whilst the rest of us do all his work for him, because he's the boss's mate. What a fucking wanker.
4. You're a fucking wanker.
5. You're a fucking wanker.
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David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.
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