wishing

the act of commiting a sacred and personal bond between a wish and the wisher

im not telling dee what im wishing

by 5 stories falling May 13, 2006

Wisconsin Wishing Well

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen

Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!

by SillyGoose3086 April 20, 2020

Finishing move

When you get lucky with a vietnamese masseus and the finishing move is applied to your genitalia.

I got a massage from that vietnamese whore and she has one hell of a finishing move.

by Josh Mcenroe July 12, 2004

Debbie's wishing well

Debbie's Wishing Well, is when you have sexual intercoarse with one who has hole in thier neck due to smoking (like Debbie)

The girl had a hole in her neck, so I stuck my D in there and performed a Debbie's wishing well on her.

by Jasahdlakm November 21, 2006

finishing the job

the job in question is ejaculating during sexual intercourse. the origin of the phrase also relates to breen, in particular his inability to finish the job on two non-consecutive occasions.

the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...

the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.

what a fucking animal.

breen is totally incapable of finishing the job.

of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.

by not michael, that's for sure November 12, 2004

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

Finishing Delta Math

Finishing Delta Math is a phrase commonly used to describe a scenario so bad, that it is hard to even comprehend. These situations often mislead another to their downfall. Cringe, is not even the beginning of finishing delta math. Never send something like that ever again and stop.

Dude 1: "Dude tell her you finished the homework and maybe she will be interested!"
Dude 1: "Tell her you are Finishing Delta Math"
Dude 2 : "Okay!" *sends cringe snap with checkmark

by eduedo May 17, 2021