willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010

Willard

To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.

So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.

by Lester M. Olester July 5, 2010

Willard

Someone who commits incest frequently.

- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."

by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020

Willard

A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.

Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!

by MrKrunchberry November 7, 2011

Willars

To be amazingly attractive yet not being able to notice it. To think your not pretty in the least, when in fact it is the exact opposite.

or,

To be slightly shorter than everyone else, but not to the extent that your a midget. To be 'cute' short, not 'EW HOLLY FUCK WHATS YOUR DAMAGE?!' short.

omg, look at her dude! shes so Willars!

hey, i love the fact that your so Willars. I wish I was Willars like you.

by PupPrincess May 13, 2011

Willard Intermediate School

a bunch of kids who are still in middle school who think they’re in high school.

All of the actual high schoolers hate these kids

You’re middle schoolers, you go to Willard Intermediate School

by LaxbroCallin January 16, 2019

killer willard

To launch into a vicious often unprovoked attack.

To knock 10 bells out of someone, Take them to the f-ing cleaners, To come at them like a spider monkey.

"drunk baffoon spilled my pint! im gona go killer willard on you motherfucker!!

"yeah all they found was his shoes" - "yeah he went killer willard on that guy"

by jacklogan July 29, 2009