wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 12, 2006

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

wiitarded

Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.

He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.

by Billeh1234 November 30, 2006

wiitarded

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

by J Lau December 30, 2006

Wiitard

One who is inept at using the Wii Console

John is such a Wiitard, he thinks the sensor inside the TV

by Sebastiancee July 18, 2007

WiiTard

Someone who is so clueless they can't even use the simple remote control for the Nintendo Wii. 2. Someone who is dumb enough to break their TV by throwing a Wiimote or otherwise injuring themselves with said Wii

"Aparently theres a rash of cases of people throwing their Wiimotes into their TV screens. Now they're trying to sue nintendo"
"What a bunch of Wiitards

by Naugthyotsel January 29, 2007