Wiett

Wiett is a ginger that has the best smile. He truly embodies the golden retriever boyfriend vibes. His hair is also the softest.

Wow Wiett is as amazing as his red hair

by MWJ24 June 13, 2022

Wienball

When a man has a penis the size and shape of his balls. Making the elusion that his wiener is an elusive third ball.

"Hey Gary, did it look to you like Jeff had three balls?"

"No dave, that was his wienball... yes it is sad"

by dextaJd October 7, 2011

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 15, 2016

Wiesedrunk

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

by way2rud September 10, 2018

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Wiebke

Very kind, patient, and caring. she knows how to cheer you up but also knows how to have fun. A Wiebke is a great person to have as a friend, plus you can laugh together when people pronounce her name wrong.

pronounced: vieb-ka

Wiebke is an amazing girl.

by Anna Chovy January 5, 2017

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019