Wattpad

Wattpad is a life ruiner just like twitter.
where you find your fanfictions, teen fiction, vampire and wolf stories etc.
once you start reading some of the books theres no going back.

i was reading after on wattpad and it has me going crazy all they do is fight, make up, make out, then fuck.

by idontreallycare June 18, 2014

Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

by hlfssw July 21, 2016

Whatthefuckistan

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

by American Idget June 10, 2010

Wattpad

An amazing website where you share stories that you've written, and read and comment on other people's works. often called 'YouTube for ebooks". There is a shuffle button if you don't know what to read, and if you like a particular author, you can 'become a fan' which is basically subscribing to them.

I spent all last night reading stories on Wattpad!

by Ellieanor December 17, 2010

Watts

Hardest part of LA , Watch Menace II society.

Lmao at the other guys Def, WTF are you talking about Watts is rite in the middle of South Central LA.

by Past December 28, 2005

Wattpad

Wattpad is a community full of horny lonely teenage girls reading badly written porn.

Tessa:I’m horny and insecure let’s go read a book on Wattpad

by Bardigang56 February 22, 2019

Garret Watts

Garret Watts is a Californian YouTuber who honestly makes the most random YouTube videos and is one of Shane Dawsons friends,he also loves to talk about Harry Potter alot because he is a fan so yeah. And in my opinion he is such a great YouTuber and he is also gay.

Oh my god Garret Watts is a funny YouTuber you should check him out.

by !Zicroni! February 8, 2019