whopper 

a fat girl who eats too much and looks like a whopper from mcdonalds.

eats wayyyyy to many of them.

wears tight graphic t shirts and soffes and makes ppl want to throw up.

likes fat boys.
is fat.
fat fat.
FAT FAT FAT!

Whoa, look at that whopper!

has she lost weight?

noo, i think shes gained weight.

omg yeah ur right! shes soon gonna need her own zip code!

wait, she already has one!

OH GEEZ! i dnt wanna go there, u could get eaten!

ok, lets send mickey!

ok! ALL IS WELL.

whopper by whopperh8rzzz June 30, 2008

Whopper 

This refers to a recruitment agenct/consultant (whatever the fuck they call themselves). The analogy relates to someone going fishing and claiming they 'caught a whopper' and of course they are lying out of their arse constantly as the caught a tiddler or jack shit as usual, typical recruitment consultcunt arse gravy.

Hang on mate, I've got a Whopper on the line again, I will talk when I've got him off the hook.

Whopper by FannyTwattingAdams September 8, 2010

Whopper 

Noun. An angry sometimes painful dump, usually taken in unsanitary conditions.

The boy took a mean whopper in the woods.

Whopper by OB Crew November 23, 2011

Whopper 

An Italian male, who is also a father.

"Once I popped 'er, I became a Whopper!"

Whopper by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

whopper 

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

whopper by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010

Whopper 

A really attractive lassie from East Kilbride, the kind you'd see walking down the street but know you don't have a chance with.

A total ride.

Has a quality rack (hard to tell coz she continually refuses to get them out) and a cracking arse

Man she's a right whopper

Whopper by BigJock69 June 16, 2010

whopper 

An Italian who acts black.
For a white person it would be wigger. For an Italian it would be whopper.
It is the combination of the two derogatory names for the Italian and African-American races, whop and nigger.

Look Luigi's wearing a doorag! What a whopper.

whopper by Texas Menace December 10, 2008