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Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away
Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!
by Agra April 1, 2004
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whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".
by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007
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ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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whoop-de-fucking-doo

a sarcastic reply to someone who won't quit boasting.
Mike: I just climbed Mt. Everest in 5 hours with no climbing gear!
Donovan: well whoop-de-fucking-doo
by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005
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whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops
i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover
by jaffaw July 18, 2009
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Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.
Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.
by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009
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whoops

guy1:hey that painting is upside down
cute guy: whoops
by AnonymousNumber2000 September 16, 2023
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