White Woman Tears

When a white female sheds tears for pity and basically gets away with it.

David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*

by Plsdontever October 19, 2019

Disarming White Woman Tears

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

White People Tears

The tears of the superior race

The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.

by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016

White male tears

White male semen

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

White Girl Tears

Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping

Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now

by prscelf January 3, 2024