Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

Egil whiff

The act of horrendously missing every single shot on a fully blinded brain damaged enemy

Insane whiff dude, that was an egil whiff

by SolidPig October 7, 2023

Whiffle head

Airhead, stupid, dumb - like a whiffle ball someone whose head is full of air or whose head the air whiffles through

What a whiffle headed idiot.

by zerominusminus June 10, 2009

whiffgoblin

a whiffgoblin is a man who loves whiff inside is anal canal.

"that cunt is such a whiffgoblin, he wanted me to whiff inside him,"

by ratzie December 18, 2020

ghost whiff

To get a brief whiff of something that was never there.

I was sitting at my desk and I could swear that I smelled french fries -- must have been a ghost whiff.

Me: "I smell french fries, who's got 'em?"
Co-Worker: "Nah, no fries here man."
Me: "Really?!"
Co-Worker: "Yup. Really. Must have been a ghost whiff".

by TheTwoLeggedHorse March 17, 2014

Whiff Factor

When judging women on different scales of 1 to 10, the whiff factor is a pass/fail. The whiff factor deals with the vaginal fragrance. A fail of the whiff factor negates any other qualities. A necessary test on girls from Wisconsin.

"Dude, that girl was hot! Why'd you let her go?"

"She failed the whiff factor, I'm not touching that with Lundberg's dick!"

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

by rayofson July 15, 2022