ned whelan

albino, albino, is harry potter...goes to hagwarts

ned whelan is an albino

by tank6969696969 October 23, 2008

Whelan

A fat whale ladies with a blubbery flabdomen. School principal/pedophile who hogs down on twinkies all friggin day in her offices and eats children when she cant get her insatiable appetite under control. Wears pajama jeans because nothing else will fit her giant fat blubber gut. Never wears any color because they are under the delusion that black and brown make them look slimmer. Likes to be a fat lard and loaf around in the office and can barely make it up the stairs and once they do make it up they almost pass out from the exercise cuz they are so outta shape. Passes stupid dress code rules because they are jealous that they can't wear trendy clothes And only has like five outfits that actually fit. Steals children's cake when they are in the office and scarfs it down like a slobbery walrus.

Did u see the worlds fattest person at the side show! They were a total Whelan!

Our principal is such a Whelan. We have to wear Turtle necks and pilgrim skirts to school because she is jealous of our attractive figures!

Did u see that Whelan wolf down that whole box of twinkies in one sitting! She has rolls man!! Even her eyeballs are blubbery!

by Shenaynay_ August 1, 2012

Wheyland

A girlboss with a debilitating piss kink

Did you see wheyland yesterday he is such a girlboss with that piss kink of his

by Rahhhhhgetintoit November 22, 2021

Wheylaid

Held up from doing other tasks by the irresistible urge to make cheese.

Sorry I'm late, I was wheylaid by half a kilogram of fresh mozzarella.

by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 27, 2021

wheylin

tall white guy with big booty has no friends and probably fucked your mom

damn wheylin you fucked my mom

by puzzyboy123456 February 23, 2022

Whelan activity

Term to describe the things that go on at Whelan Hall of the Saint Peter's University campus in Jersey City, NJ.

You'll find out the deal if fate leads you to Whelan.

Person 1: "Yo, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: "That's just that Whelan activity."

by NBAYounboyseed 😈 April 19, 2022

Andy whelan

Andy whelan has a rabbit called sue
Andy whelan has a nice red ride

yo Andy whelan

by Andy whelan September 28, 2017