Measker Wheat

One who cannot make maps
One who votes for himself
One who doesn't take no for an answer

Oh, Brooke? Don't worry, she's not a Measker Wheat.

by emberjexxter November 25, 2021

Astrid Wett

A 6/10 girl on who gets her tits out for Twitter when Chelsea win.

Astrid Wett has some warra boobies

by @ChelseaFC April 18, 2021

wheat soda

Beer. Usually light beer that resembles soda more than regular beer i.e. Natural Light, Keyston Light, Milwaukee's Best Light.

Yo let's go practice, work up a thirst, get our rocks off, and go drink some wheat soda.

by ClubLax September 28, 2006

Wheatgrass

It is hailed as a superfood and is made from wheat grains sprouted to a height of around 17 cm/7 in., cut, and pulped to produce a highly nutritious juice that is drunk in very small quantities, usually given in the form of a thick, green, liquid shot.
Honestly its disgusting because it tastes like someone’s lawn. Just think: There is a reason your dog or cat throws up after eating too much grass in the backyard. But if you can stand the bitter taste of shrubbery, it will be worth your while.

Olga: I am drinking some wheatgrass juice

Bob: Apple juice. Nuff said.

President Bush: Apple JUICE!!!!!!

Olga: I do not like this green sludge

by JonnySch February 28, 2011

wettle

the act of getting wet

Mariah makes Hannah wettle.

by datoolshed September 25, 2011

Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017

Wettuce

When a gay guy called Matthew with a personality of a lettuce then wets the bed

Fuck sake Wettuce you pissed on Lucia's bed again!!

by canvolan A May 4, 2019