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Whammer

What some people call Dominic’s penis when it is erect
Is he about to pull his dick out

(Dominic pulls his dick out)

Wooah look at that whammer?

That guy jus smacked her face around with it right here in the beach
by Choke em N stroke em April 28, 2021
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Gym Whammer

A person who constantly talk about the gym, posts muscular selfies half naked, and looks down an anyone smaller than them
Ste stop talking about your gains, you're such a gym whammer
by MrRampage September 27, 2015
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Whamie

We are going down the block to pick up a whamie
by FLORIDA JOE December 12, 2008
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whammer

Whammer is a term that refers to rejects, particularly of the goth or punk variety, as well as emo-kids. It is an appropriately derogatory term for geeks that adopt any of these social stereotypes in an attempt to fit in to a group. A common behavior of their kind is to scare people out of picking on them by acting like they might shoot up a school or shopping mall.
It is interesting to note that though whammers consider themselves the opposite of mainstream people, their groups are actually more cliquish than many other groups. Further one of the defining features is trying to look as much like each other as possible while claiming to be unique or individual.
This is exhibited, most visibly in their hairstyles, almost always dyed black or red. Also in their mode of dress which is usually thrift store or hot topic shirts that are way too tight, studded belts, and extremely tight jeans.
Also of note is that sexuality is very hard to determine, as the males and females of the group appear nearly identical, and even the non-homosexuals exhibit many homosexual traits.
The normal habitats for whammers include the mall: around hot topic or the food court. Also gas station and strip mall parking lots, and wherever the "scene" (bad local punk rock concerts) is.
These people are generally just failures at life and should be regarded as such.
the weird kids at hot topic actually think they are cool, what a bunch of whammers!

Man there is no one at that party except a bunch of whammers.

You want to see a whammer? google image search the word emo.
by DDDDRRREEEWWWWW January 9, 2008
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whamen

A highly admired whoremen, very appreciative discourteous, humbly unmannerly, indecently decent, obeisant and neglectful tramp
I did five whamen last night.
by Mouth Warmer October 12, 2017
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whammers

How come that girl's whammers say "Tuesday" when it's Wednesday?
by beefyt June 26, 2007
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whamme

The phrase a super cool individual will use when he/she is correct about the topic of discussion in a conversation. And the accuracy of this person's knowledge is correct without the slightest doubt.
Dude 1: Man!! You're so lame. That chick you just tried to get with totally shot you down.
Dude 2: Who? You mean that babe who just gave me her number.
Dude 1: What?! You got her number! I tried to get that chick's number like 3 or 4 times already.
Dude 2: Well, correct me if I'm wrong. But, it seems you're the one who got shot down. Whamme!!
by frankie chaos October 8, 2008
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