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interesting as a wet sponge

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011
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Inadvertent Wet Spot

The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.
"No it's not pee, it's just an inadvertent wet spot."
by Time Arrow April 8, 2009
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Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.
Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.
by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026
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wetin

What.
Pidgin English word for 'What'
Wetin you dey look for?
Wetin happen?
Wetin dey?
by drKenn81 December 29, 2007
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wetin dey

A term which means how are you doing. Originally Used by Nigerians. Also used in some other West African countries.
Hey wetin dey.When are you gonna go to the club tonight?
by Manik D. June 12, 2006
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wetin dey

1. What is going on?
2. Wat's up?
You just quiet, wetin dey?
You dey busy this evening? Holla me make I know wetin dey.
by drKenn81 December 29, 2007
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Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.
"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"
by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013
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