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Weingus

Someone who is a mixture of cool, dorky and weird. This person is original in all they say or do, but their coolness can be easily confused as wackyness.
Elisa, you are such a weingus.
by Emily February 24, 2004
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wenus five

Like the term 'high-five', you give your fellow friend a high-five, but instead of your hands, it utilises the tip of your elbow (known as a wenus). Great to attract unwanted looks and attention when said in unison. Too much exertion can result in painful funnybones.
1: "Hey! Wenus five!"
2: "Wenus five! Awesome!"
1 & 2: *Laugh*
3 (onlooker): *eyebrows raised* Hmm.
by WENUSMAHMAN April 17, 2009
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Wenus

A Wenus is the stretchy skin on your elbow that allows it to move flexibly.
Get your wenus off me!

Most people can't lick their wenus but I can!

To freak someone out: I've seen your wenus!

I can't see the end of my wenus!

I touch my wenus daily!
by HeySexyLady January 6, 2013
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wenus

your elbow
often used to to creep people out cuz it sounds really wrong
girl:wanna touch my wenus?
dude:wat?
girl:wanna touch my elbow?
dude:oh i thuoght u said somin else
by emohugs March 30, 2007
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Wengu

by Navarro smith December 27, 2016
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Wumbo Wongus

A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
by poopityscoopitypoopitydoop October 22, 2019
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wenus

Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
by angry piece of shit October 2, 2009
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