I wish her well

Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.

“I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.

by chicharse November 16, 2020

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

I might as well kill myself now

It’s too late

I might as well kill myself now

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

well, i liked it

the phrase everyone uses after you have just slaughter in a debate about why a certain thing sucks (i.e. movie, game, etc.). they know they lost but are ashame they actually had no idea what they were talking about, so they resort to this phrase indicating their belief that its simply a matter of taste and that they like it. this deters the conversation from the actual debate of weather said thing (i.e. movie, game, etc) sound be considered bad or good.

me: TDKR sucks balls. Like with the entire trilogy, death metal version of batman is just stupid. The movie excels in visual appeal, drama, and some intense action. Bane was completely emasculated. He isn't the head honcho pumping drugs into his body and being a bad ass. The entire Talia and Bane story got twisted and then merged together with Catwoman for simply sexual appeal. The whole Robin thing was stupid...etc.

nolanite dicksucker: Well, I liked it.

by i_am_never_wrong January 16, 2014

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024