Weenus

it's a funny word that i thought i made up for penis and weener combined into one, but it turns out that it's already a word

When he jumped into the pool, i saw his WEENUS!

by celia May 10, 2003

Lord Wejust

(n) A proper name for God that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christians in parachurch organizations (such as InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Campus Crusade for Christ, and The Navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. It's origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase "Lord, we just..." A phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to God, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.

When praying: "Lord Wejust want to thank you for being you. Lord Wejust want to praise you. Lord Wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/Iraqis/pro-choicers/homosexuals because of the truth of your Name."
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)

by United Methodist Seminary Student September 9, 2005

weenus

An exceptionally small penis.

I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

weenus

the name my kid gave to his penis

by micah October 19, 2003

weenus-whore

A person who has an elbow fetish and who likes to stick them in places they don't belong... wink wink

Kirsten is a weenus-whore. She is obsessed with her girlfriend Theresa's weenus.

by Foofeynana February 17, 2005

weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated

1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!

by apstguy March 16, 2004

weenus

someone who is being or acting in a stupid manner

Patrick stop being a weenus, the cat doesn't like being spun on the tile floor

by Stephanie September 12, 2003