Weedwaker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

GRAWR!!

My buddy always goes to the bathroom for a long time after we smoke. I can hear him jerking off.

What a fucking weedwaker.

by AkimboBimbo July 29, 2010

dominican weedwacker

The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.

"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

Werewaffle

A female downstairs product of no shave November. Excessive unshorn pubic hair which becomes dreadlocked when bumping uglies with the male version, known as a wereweiner.

That werewaffle needs significant taming

by Painfulgrimace September 19, 2018

Wideway

Wideway - (Noun) The shorter and wider way of any way longer than it is wide. All sideways, driveways, highways, walkways or perhaps best explained - runways have a physically constructed wideway running in a perpendicular manner to the long way.

used as a verb......

Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.

Example: (used as a noun)

News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."

Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"

by whathisnuts May 5, 2010

Wideways

When 2 people are sleeping next to each other on their backs, shoulder to shoulder, as opposed to spooning

Me and KC fit on a twin air mattress and there was no spooning involved .. We were wideways!

by Pooja232 May 22, 2008

WeedWack

To get really high then jerk off

Alex: hey man want to come over later?
Mikey: Nah man I'm going to go WeedWack later!

by TheWaitesKid October 29, 2012

weewalled

Refers to when one gets embarrassed in a football game, during a play in which the abused is either trucked the mess out of, juked the mess out of, our just flat out beat.

Originated by the athletic play of the renowned Wes "Mo Money" Wallace, one of the greatest pure athletes to ever touch the pigskin.

Damn!!!!!!!!! You see dat fool get truck sticked?!?
Yea, dat dude got weewalled!

(Man 1) Bro, I aint neva seen someone get weewalled like dat!
(Man 2) You're right man. Its soo sad how he's paralyzed now.

(Man 1) Oh well, he shouldnt of got in ol boy Wes's way.
(Man 2) Yup.. i guess he learned his lesson though.

by TheOne&OnlyDon October 24, 2010