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wedding tackle 

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.
wedding tackle by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding night 

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.
Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.
wedding night by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle 

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.
As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

Wedding Cake Fart 

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

Wedding Porn 

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.
My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.
Wedding Porn by Allison January 3, 2004

wedding jen 

When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.
Omg you’re wedding Jen right now
wedding jen by Doritoman44 June 9, 2019