Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.
This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.
by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 09, 2020
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The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.
Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.
by David Duchovny March 03, 2009
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weaver

A stupid person, a retard. A person so lacking in intelligence he might be seen at The Weaver School and Workshop for the Mentally Handicapped (in Akron, OH).
Einstein was never the president, you fucking weaver!
by SmallStone January 09, 2007
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weavered

The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.
I was her friend til my boy weavered her.
by sailorjerry November 28, 2011
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weaver

the art of making red hot loving to a sonciwalls wan port. see also wan-port weaver.
did you see that wan port. it caught weaver feaver
by mdweaver September 19, 2007
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weaver

a word used to describe a dwarf, native to the state of Hawaii
ex)the hula dancer is a weaver
by reagon January 04, 2008
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The Weaver

While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.
I met this girl at the club last night, I got her home and did the Weaver all over her.
by The Countdro August 17, 2010
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