squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Weasleytwinssexual

When you are in love with Weasley twins or Phelps twins

Boy: Hey,i like you wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: Sorry,but I'm Weasleytwinssexual

by Weasley's girl December 29, 2020

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Fred Weasley

The hottest ginger around, he loves Erin Stepho so much and literally is so hot. he makes Erin feel some type of way.. that's all

Erin: "Fred Weasley is SO HOT i just wanna kiss him in the face"

by w34sl3y November 29, 2020

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

Molly Weasley

She is the mother of Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley and all the other weasley boys in the Harry Potter series.
Molly is married with Arthur Weasley and likes knitting "Weasley jumpers" for her family.

Molly Weasley: "Not my daugther, you bitch!"

by DefinitionMaker September 30, 2007

George Weasley

An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.

Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up

by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021