There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
Get the waxing the weasel mug.verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.
I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!
by awibs January 11, 2010
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by Chupa November 22, 2004
Get the waxed mug.When a women sits on a man's chest and move her hips back and forth imitating a titjob, but its actually a girl.
Girl: Hey, let me juice-wax you.
Boy: Ok, sure
Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo
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Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo
by Kekneko August 23, 2018
Get the Juice-waxing mug.Waxed out is when you get totally wasted beyond wasted. You are now beyond shitfaced, and have entered a new dimension of fucked up-ness. You are waxed out.
Yo, Showerhandle. I am going to get so waxed out tomorrow on some Psilocybin mushrooms. I am going to enter another realm that exists within the human genitals, and tear open its mouth with my brain tumor.
by The Mouse of Dang-ger October 19, 2013
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