watertationphobia

The Phobia of randomly being teleported in the ocean while swimming alone in a pool

I have watertationphobia and I am scared of being teleported in the ocean while swimming alone in a pool.

by Watertationphobia June 15, 2023

Watergate

Pissing through a funnel into a caged persons mouth, with a secretary in the next room audio taping it who sibsequently expunged only the incriminating bits

I wish my girlfriend would let me watergate her but she's deathly afraid of reel to reel recordings

by Hueylong September 22, 2016

wankertator

The act of hollowing out a potato and using it as a masterbatory aid.

Yo i heard dan's a wankertator!
No way bro!

by Diagnosable Issues September 13, 2016

Waterkater

When you've only been drinking water at a party, but have the feeling the water was actually wodka.

Q: How was the party yesterday? You look like you have a hangover.

A: Quite well, but I have only drunk water. I guess I have a waterkater.

by PartyAnimalWithGreatDancemoves March 19, 2017

watertard

A tiktoker who never misses and always speaks facts

yo have you seen watertard he never misses

by zsxdfghbjn March 9, 2021

Waternating

Drinking a small glass of water in between large alcoholic beverages. Usually ordered when feeling pissed.

Friend: Fancy another one?
You: I’m pissed, I’m waternating for now!

by Waternator May 22, 2021

Waternating

Drinking a small glass of water in between large alcoholic beverages. Usually ordered when feeling pissed.

Friend: Fancy another one?
You: I’m pissed, I’m waternating for now!

by Waternator May 22, 2021