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A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"
Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'
by Professional Racist August 25, 2022
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Spice Girls - Wannabe

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A song full of sex references which 13 year old girls sing everyday
Girl 1: "If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends" (Spice girls - wannabe)
Girl 2: You know thats full of sex references?
Girl 1: Oh shit
by sex lyrics finder November 29, 2018
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a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.
Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?

You mean Hawley?

Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.

Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
by ladybug09 November 13, 2013
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A girl who fakes drinking pretends like she is drinking when no one is looking so she has an excuse to get on more than one guy every night.
Jackie is a totally drunk slut wannabe of Mariah who doesnt drink, but pretends she is wasted out of her mind at parties so she has an excuse to act "drunk" and hook up with more than one guy.
by youdeservethismofo June 11, 2006
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A girl who fakes drinking pretends like she is drinking when no one is looking so she has an excuse to get on more than one guy every night.
Jackie is a totally drunk slut wannabe of Mariah who doesnt drink, but pretends she is wasted out of her mind at parties so she has an excuse to act "drunk" and hook up with more than one guy.
by youdeservethismofo June 11, 2006
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scene wannabe

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Scene wannabes are the chubby girls or boys that want to be as pretty and respected as the actual scene girls or boys.

Scene wannabe girls look like:
-Hair thats pretty short and choppy but just long enough to tell they're a girl.
-short skirts with skin-tight black leggings, or tight jeans that make them look bigger.
-old lady looking shirts that are probably from the 80s and bought at goodwill. may possibly have patterns that little kids like such as dinosaurs and rainbows.
-most definitely have polka-dots somewhere on them and bows in their hair.
-boobs, as disgusting as this is for fat people, WILL be hanging out.
-they're myspace pictures has them bending over and a scribble on their cleavage or they are sitting on the toilet with their pants down or taking naked bath pictures.
-slip on shoes with cute little animals.
-beaded necklaces
-sunglasses too big for their face.
-scream about peeing their pants when they laugh too hard.

Scene wannabe boys look like:
-Crap.
-They have hair that goes over their eyes but they're so horrible at doing their hair that the rest looks dried out and gross.
-skin tight pants with holes in them and their fat hangs over the top.
-shirts that are way too small,a nd you can see the roll of fat going over the top of their jeans.
-boxers hanging out.
-converse.
-sunglasses too big for their face.
My example is:
take a look around you, you see a fat scene wannabe kid, they're not really scene, they're trying to be.
Scene is supposed to be HOTT
remember?
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shrenik wannabe

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One who wears a STS (see thru shirt) and acts pretty gay.
According to NPB, every one of us is a shrenik wannabe, just because other people say so (even though they don't, NPB; what the fuck are you smoking?).
by nesia29 May 11, 2006
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