Wafflette

The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.

Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)

by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018

Wankerteering

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.

Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense

by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

wanklet

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.

“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”

by MC McCancel June 12, 2025

WANKLEETIOUS

When you very badly want to beat your meat

May I be excused from the table, I am feeling wankleetious.

by Benjasop Browntownsendjamin September 17, 2025