wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 3, 2006

wangle

A medieval folk dance as stated by Richard Richard of the tv show 'Bottom'

"Well what if i want to have a wan...wan...wangle? Yes its em...its em...its a medieval folk dance! Yes what if i want to have a medieval folk dance before i go to bed?"

by plunkmasterp June 9, 2004

curb-wanged

when one is totally drunk beyond all recognition

john was completely curb-wanged, we didn't even recognise him.

by andy richens November 7, 2006

wankee

Person that someone thinks about while masturbating. People featured on thankyourwank.com as masturbation muses for other wankers visiting the website.

I always use thankyourwank.com to search and vote for my favourite wankees and thank them for the wanktastic times!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Wangwelding

The act of hot gluing two penises together by the tip or foreskin. A common alternative to glue is candle wax.

Hey Jordan, ready for another wangwelding session tonight?
- Sorry, I cant tonight. My foreskin stitches are still healing from last week's wangweld.

by tiptipnuker September 7, 2016

Dippy wangle

When you pick up a card in cards against humanity that would have been perfect for the card played directly before

This card is a real dippy wangle! It would have been perfect.

by Nessiemaz13 November 23, 2022