wampus

When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.

Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?

by u84 June 26, 2008

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

wampus kitty

very obese big ass woman

I fucked that wampus kitty last nite.

by sassymchateful August 4, 2007

Wampus Cat (Slang)

Originally this word was used for an ancient Cherokee Mythological creature. Now it has come to mean a girl who is normally, respectable, like-able, and often pretty, who wen drunk goes on the prowl to hook up with any guy she can.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
I know man, she's a wampus cat (slang), watch out.

by jaspercountyexpatriot October 20, 2009

Wampus

The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.

"Who's that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?"
"Oh, that be da Wampus."

by IDon'tTouchChildren ;) September 4, 2018

wampus cat

wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.

that bitch aint took a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.

by trick or treat August 11, 2010

wampus

a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....

that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!

by easelove June 28, 2006