wakeboarder

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.

"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"

by one of the elite November 13, 2004

Wakub

To hit with two hands

I will wakub you in the face.

by Ariana R January 2, 2009

WATOB

Worthless As Tits On Bulls

Jonny: Have you met the new intern?
Suzie: Yes, and he's WATOB!

Man, the heater in this car is WATOB!

by MacDaddy DownUnder September 24, 2007

Kiss a wakeboarder day

Every day 24/7 blah blah so they think theres actual text here

Kiss a wakeboarder every day. And just nafional kiss a wakeboarder day

by Themigtyjungle December 18, 2019

wakabadoo

Used to show a range of emotions.

Ty- Look i have a large wart on my dong.
Josh- wakabadoo!

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Wakoff

when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it

Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...

by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009

wakeball

A nonexistant sport that antisocial teens tend be avid players of. Pronounced "whackball."

I can't participate in (insert school function) because I have a wakeball game that day. No, you CAN'T come.

by wakeball September 27, 2010