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Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
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Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
by Faulkling September 8, 2008
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Usually a great looking arab guy who is friendly and easy to talk. He is surround with real G’s
Oiiii look fam it’s waheeb the G
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Wafeeq

A really awesome person with amazing eyes that are easy to get lost in. They sometimes remind you of an innocent little deer and are so difficult to not love. They are very artistic, sweet, and very hug-able.
Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has amazing eyes. He's cute, too.

Person 2: Oh, him? That's Wafeeq.
by Ornitier October 6, 2010
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Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
by xkwid August 22, 2011
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wake island

When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.
Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.
by My friend from Mi6 July 29, 2014
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wake up lieutenant

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019
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