The Wanders

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'

Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now

by Luke Warm October 21, 2008

wanderlust

1.A very strong or irresistible impulse to travel.

2.strong longing for or impulse toward wandering

by taurus October 6, 2003

Warner Brother

To slap a girl in the face with your dick when she's not looking.
Like in a Warner Brother cartoon when they step on a rake or shovel.

The other day Leah was sittin on my couch and I snuckk up and gave her a warner brother.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

Wanderlusty

Verb: To feel wanderlust, a strong desire to see the world or the impulse to travel
Etymology: Wandern (to hike) and Lust (desire).

Wandern does not mean "to wander", but rather "to hike." Placing the two words together translates directly to "to enjoy hiking"
More commonly used to mean in a sense the "love of travel"

Watching that show made me all wanderlusty and shit.

I'm feeling really wanderlusty right now, let's go somewhere!

by justjeff September 13, 2010

Wagner middle school

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.

Don’t go to wagner middle school

by Wagalumni June 3, 2018

kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

by joecrow January 18, 2009

Franz Wagner

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.

Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021