What Would Kant Do?
by Immanuel Cunt May 5, 2018
Get the WWKD? mug.Phrase or personal inquiry intended to guide the individual who invokes it down a path of longevity, prosperity, personal courage, self-respect, epic leadership, hedonism and winning. When faced with a dilemma simply ask yourself, “What would Kirk do?” He would lead from the front. He will win at any cost. He will boldly go where no man has gone before. Seek out new worlds and civilizations and shag a new alien race every other week.
Dilemma: There's a new exchange student at school. WWKD?
Answer: He'd shag her, and make sure he did it in such a way that she wanted more.
Dilemma: There's a dangerous trip to an unexplored region. WWKD?
Answer: He'd lead the group going in and bring along his best friends.
Answer: He'd shag her, and make sure he did it in such a way that she wanted more.
Dilemma: There's a dangerous trip to an unexplored region. WWKD?
Answer: He'd lead the group going in and bring along his best friends.
by Wildango May 7, 2011
Get the WWKD mug.A spin off from WWJD....What Would Jesus Do...is this Trekie acronym...What Would Kirk Do? in honor of Capt. James T. Kirk.
by GSW2639 October 24, 2009
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Get the WWKKD mug.What Would Jerry's Kids Do?
Tito: Man, I can't make a decision... Should I go to the spring formal and hook up with Stephanie, or just pay $50 for a lapdance at the "Pump n' Munch"? I wonder, WWJKD?
Mike: Yo dude, they'd drool a little, roll up on Stephanie, tap that, and then head for seconds at the Pump n' Munch with $100 they took from dat ho's wallet!
Mike: Yo dude, they'd drool a little, roll up on Stephanie, tap that, and then head for seconds at the Pump n' Munch with $100 they took from dat ho's wallet!
by Dougmen May 21, 2009
Get the WWJKD mug.What Would Auntie Dolly Say?
to which one responds "welp, too bad"
Another way of saying "thats sucks"
to which one responds "welp, too bad"
Another way of saying "thats sucks"
person 1: my phone just broke!
person 2: WWADS?
person 1: welp, too bad.
person 2: exactly, stop crying.
person 2: WWADS?
person 1: welp, too bad.
person 2: exactly, stop crying.
by cc4cocoapuffs June 17, 2010
Get the WWADS mug.Abbreviation of What would a Jew do. If you are in a heated situation and don't know what to do, think what would a Jew do.The answer of course being civil litigation,accounting, and/or becoming whiny.
Tony Danza "I'm stuck on this problem and have no sure fire method of solving it"
Ryu from Street Fighter " You have to ask yourself WWAJD"
Tony Danza "Do you think its strange that a prominent sitcom actor from the 80's and a fictional videogame character are engaged in a conversation?"
Ryu from Street fighter "No stranger than asking yourself WWAJD"
Ryu from Street Fighter " You have to ask yourself WWAJD"
Tony Danza "Do you think its strange that a prominent sitcom actor from the 80's and a fictional videogame character are engaged in a conversation?"
Ryu from Street fighter "No stranger than asking yourself WWAJD"
by HarryBalzonya March 28, 2011
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