Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022

Wumps

Uh oh, or boo hoo moment

“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch”
“Wumps!”

by Suggy45 September 13, 2023

Wump

A chronic liar and someone who doesn’t brush their teeth

Person 1: “I have 4 lambo’s”

Person 2: “you are a wump”

by MrMakeYourNight December 11, 2020

Wump

A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.

Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.

by Wumplord August 1, 2017

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

Wump

N. A house cat.

V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.

See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette

Look at that wump. He's so wumpy

by dudemcdudebrobrobro November 6, 2018