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Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"
by Souper Rare August 4, 2021
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Woodchipper

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.

2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
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The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.
Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.
by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011
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Woodchipper

When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.
Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.
by Red-Raven June 25, 2004
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testing the woodchipper

He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 5, 2017
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backend woodchopper

Backend woodchopper is like a wood cutting factory that chops wood but instead is used as a synonym for pooping
Dude the other day my backend woodchopper was malfunctioning and a log got stuck
by Waffle_taco927 July 22, 2019
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the louisville woodchipper

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
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