The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."
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He has a bit of hair and small eyes
His dad is rapist and raped his mom one night
Jack is a professional roof climber so he can finger unsuspecting clients
He has a bit of hair and small eyes
His dad is rapist and raped his mom one night
Jack is a professional roof climber so he can finger unsuspecting clients
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Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009
Get the tard waggling mug.Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
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When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
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When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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by Ohmygodyessirski November 23, 2021
Get the Andrew Wiggins mug.Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.
The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.
Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.
Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.
His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.
Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.
Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.
His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington
A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:
HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:
HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012
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