Wig

When you date someone as a coverup for your sexuality

My girlfriend is a wig, I’m gay

by Davonte Conte June 1, 2018

wig

Great-grandaddy of second-generation slang for methyldioxymethamphetamine (MDMA). Mostly used by the insanely hip crowd in urban dance meccas like Austin, San Francisco, and even fucking New York.

This word was later supplanted by the horrendously stupid "roll", a word so unspecial that it seems to be used as pitifully as "smurf" with the new, abysmally uncool, tragically unhip MDMasses. Still, if you want to score, you have to speak the language.

D has the wigs, so let's ditch these hos and start the party.

Tone, I'm wiggin' my balls off dude. And I love it. I see some hotties; let's go work the floor!

I'm freelin' gate. Excuse whatever the hell I just said. I'm just speaking Wigginese right now.

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

Wig

The term used to describe the girlfriend or wife of a gay man. Wigs are used by gay people who wish to hide their homosexuality.

That guy's girlfriend is just a wig, you know he's gay.

by The_Spaniard October 22, 2004

wig

Term of acquaintance used between caucasians as a shortened form of wigga.

'Wassup ma wig?'
'Me an ma wigs'

by Dan Wilchoni December 28, 2005

wig

One dollar. Refers to George Washington's hair.

You owe me 20 wigs, dude.

by Lawrence Cosentino December 31, 2007

wig

to worry or do something with a degree of frustration or worry.

kevs 'wiggin' about this weekend, or kevs got a 'wig' on about going clubbing

by snapster July 30, 2003

Wig

Wig

I'm wig

by Dombot March 11, 2018