I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

whore ass bitch ass whore

An angry moron with a poor vocabulary. These words define a habitually angry human being who rattles off a series of meaningless offensive words in an attempt to belittle someone for no reason.

What a whore ass bitch ass whore! All I did was cut in line to by some medicine for my sick kid but this ass hole keeps calling me a bunch of names that make no sense for no reason!

by Top Secret Umbra December 22, 2009

whose ass is it gonna be

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?

by illuscribo September 11, 2018

whore ass bitch

An extreme cowardly person. The terms combined imply one to be the worst example of courage

My daddy was a whore ass bitch today when he cut someone off on the freeway and declined to confront the stranger. He instead drove off in a panic.

by Top Secret Umbra August 4, 2007

Whore ass nigga

A person that won't stand up for themselves. A man or woman that's scared of an act especially confrontation.

Kevin Hart character inPaper Soldiers
You just let them take your money and ain't do nothing
Yous a whore ass nigga

Hit him!! wit ya whore ass

You ain't goin do shit yous a whole whore and you know it!!

by Chauncy Chances October 17, 2018

Whore ass bitch

Maddie m is a whore and gets fucked every night

You are a whore ass bitch

by Thiccy nation September 16, 2019

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021