Wiarton

The most stupid. greasiest, poor slum of a town probably in existence. Everyone that lives there is usually a crack head and a whore. Nobody should ever come close to this place because it is an utter shit hole and you will probably get aids by breathing the disgusting red neck air that is Wiarton.

Guy: "I went to Wiarton the other day!"
Guy2: "Last time I went there I got genital aids by breathing through my nose!"

by Doublerainbowz April 5, 2011

Wiarton Willie

An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.

I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.

by Feo2 July 10, 2010

Whartenby

Someone who is so extra they get on everyone's fucking nerves 24/7 and make you wanna commit suicide

"You know that annoying girl Skylar?"
"Yeah, she's such a whartenby"

by GetTheF out April 7, 2017

whartonite

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.

John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds

by Eugene April 11, 2005

michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019

warton

A mean person with lots of warts. Has a very big nose usually with short curly hair pointing outwards. Also is very tall and somewhat fat

"you're a warton"

by lovelywayy August 16, 2017

whatonged

a very drunk state, right before you go to the hospital

i got so whatonged last night.

by john for miah November 18, 2003