Wellerman

A sea shanty

Soon may the wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021

Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI

Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him

by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017

weeler on a pp

suprrt fadst sex

i had weeler on a pp

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

weller

van guy WITH LARGE PENIS

I AM SO READY TO SEE THAT WELLER AGAIN FOR ROUND 2

by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023

todd weiler

A senator for Utah who believes the tooth fairy actually built Niagra Falls.

Man, Todd Weiler sure is a fucking nut job who doesn't understand anything.

by Bryan484 September 13, 2017

kirk weiler

a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.

little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.

kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life

by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021

Brody weller

The most disgusting person you could ever meet who lives in Dallas texas

Ah. He’s a a real Brody weller

by Brody weller May 21, 2022