wet dream

Wet dream is a username of a guy who frequents chaturbate

Wet dream tipped 500 tokens to a cam model.

by It's not me. I didn't do it. February 8, 2023

Wet dream

When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.

Bud: I had a wet dream last night.

Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.

by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Wet Dream Martini

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

wet dream tomato

A. New York

B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”.

New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?

by Carrot Stark April 22, 2014

Wet Dream Team

The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.

My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.

by TheMJofpuns November 12, 2013

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017