weezer 

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

weezer by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Weezer 

Best. Band. Ever.
Duhhhh

Nick: Hey dude, I got tickets to WEEZER!
John: Chya, they're only like the best. band. ever.

Weezer by weezrulesss January 18, 2009

weezer 

a band that isnt emo- they arent emo becuase they created a genre called nerd rock....emo is a break of of which people who falied to emulate the sound they gave

weezer is not there to be depressing where as emo is

weezer by the weez October 22, 2006

weezer 

coolest band ever. once you found weezer in middle school you realized other people had thick glasses and liked star wars as much as you. hope for us nerds.

Finding Weezer was good, way cooler than finding God.

weezer by space rock September 4, 2009

Weezer 

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

Weezer by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

weezer 

either:

A. A band that you fucking love and pray to everynight

B. A band you think sucks and is overrated.

C. The local nickname for an asthma attack

"Man, I fucking hate Weezer, their songs suck and they don't deserve the recognition they get"

"Shut the fuck up I LOVE Weezer, they can never be bad and they absolutely are NOT emo!"

"Help! Timmy's having a weezer!"

weezer by TrolleyMC October 29, 2021

Weezer 

A band that was officially formed on Feburary 14,1992. And has released a masterpiece of an album in 1994. It was called the Blue Album. Then in 1996 the album Pinkerton was released, it had okay reviews. Then Weezer went a brief hiatus.....for 5 years.... Anyway in 2001 Weezer put out the Green Album that was complete shit. The only relativly good song on the album was Island In the Sun. September24, 2002 weezer released a limited cd called "The Lion and the Witch" which was limited to 25,000 copies. The cds were only sold in small record stores around America. The next cd will be released sometime in 2004, and the Dvd will be released March 23 2004. (I think) The best band ever, so questions asked.

Guy: Yo, what's the best band?
Another Guy: Weezer.

Weezer by Anjroo February 13, 2004