wassiole

n. derogatory insult used to describe someone who is misbehaving, being a twat or showing poor form on a night out. versatile in its use but always negative.

Friend: Yo bro i’m gonna see my girlfriend this evening instead i think
Me: Oi don’t be a wassiole, saturdays are for the boys!
Friend: Fine, to be honest that would have been wassy behaviour, what we drinking tonight then boys?

by Chazzzzzzz October 6, 2019

Wassim

Wassim is the hlouest person you'll meet in this world (more than Imad). He's SOOOOOOO sexy and smart, and is halal.

Wassim is the coolest and the sexiest person I've ever met!!!
wassim-Stfu

by TrueHalalist April 1, 2022

mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Warsie

A rabid fan of the Star Wars universe whose level of fandom is so intense that they would claim the superiority of any aspect of Star Wars over any other similar aspect from any universe, real or fictional, regardless of whether or not their arguments have any basis in rational thought.

"C-3P0 would totally pwn Data!"
"Fucking Warsie."

by Meus Nex April 7, 2009

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009