Waltzing Piss Ant

An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.

Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!

by fonspa November 1, 2010

one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

West Virginia Waltz

The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

WALTZED

When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED

WALTZED

by Bort Shnort February 1, 2019

West Virginia Waltz

The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

Waltzing

To dance suggestively in public aka twerking at da club

Did you see them waltzing at homecoming?

by TibbytheTechie September 18, 2019