walnutfictive

Shirley, a fictive in a system, is a content creator on the popular social media app, TikTok. Her pronouns are she/hy. Hy is known for creating videos centered around editing herself and system related issues. At the time of writing this (July 7th, 2022 at 8:57 CST), Shirley has 548 followers.

Person 1: Have you heard of walnutfictive on TikTok?
Person 2: Oh my god! I love hyr account!
Person 1: Me too! What's your favorite video of hers?

by verasys July 7, 2022

black walnut

When your multiple dingleberries attach via whatever means and create a larger solid that, due to your butt cheeks, form into the shape of a walnut.

Dude, I haven't showered in days and just had to remove a huge black walnut from my ass hair. It was horrible.

by Trombone77 August 11, 2021

walnus

1. after getting stoned (from marijuana) and mistaking one thing for something else thus expressing or referring to the entire misunderstanding as "walnus"

2. An explicative term for describing any exciting phenomenon of any kind. (negative or positive)

3. Can be used in place of the word 'bogus'

1. example: A guy thought he got an A+ on his exam but instead he got an F, walnus!
2. example: She got a boob job, walnus!
3. example: Dude this long stop over is totally walnus!

by beeeeeans January 6, 2010

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 7, 2008

Knuckle the Walnut

To massage the prostate with your knuckles or fingers, especially in a strong manner, to induce immediate ejaculation.

Ever had a girl knuckle the walnut?! You'll shoot your load with the quickness!

by PDDestro December 8, 2009

walinga

An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.

"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"

by Happy Vegemite June 15, 2008

walknig

An explicitly joyful form of half-skip/half-jump generally done whilst in beautiful meadows or surrounded by adorable lambs, suspiciously clad in pastel-colored bows; NOT a mispelled version of the word "walking", so don't even go there

The two merry elves were seen walknig through the candy cane field, holding hands and giggling like school girls.

by Eden's Brainfather April 26, 2008