hello waiter

waiter reffering to a cool, hip and happening person. It is used in everyday conversation, and it multi using as it can be used in a restaurant

Hello Brian
Hello waiter

by HotStuffDanby November 10, 2009

jew waiter

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue

jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!

by biblical scholar July 11, 2010

spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from

person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Gay Waiter

In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".

Shit, not another gay waiter!

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation

Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers

by dancin Dave October 17, 2007