Wagstaff

Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.

The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.

by Waglbee November 17, 2017

Wagstaff

Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."

"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"

by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010

Wagstyl

Polish for a particularly tricky to remove dingleberry, which also smells worse than a cracked sewage pipe.

Oh shit, my anal beard's full of pesky Wagstyls.

Sorry my hand stinks, I've been removing a particularly large cluster of Wagstyls from my hairy batty crease.

by Professor Frank Von Chuffersly September 24, 2011

Wagstaff

A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.

I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.

by Anarkay October 11, 2017

wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.

fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

wagstaffe

The surname of someone who loves Manchester United and is not a manc.

“Oh do you know Matty Wagstaffe?”

“Yeah I do, he has a United season ticket!”

by Frxnf May 1, 2020

wagswide

Just a stupid, dumb, ugly bitch. She's complicated, I mean that's also another word for a bitch.

Like why on earth are you even talking about her, go get a life man. Smh.

She's wagswide. You simply calling her a stupid, dumb, ugly bitch.

by Smartestguyeverpossible November 24, 2021