If your last name by any chance is Wagstaff, I feel bad for you.
The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.
The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.
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a slang word for fag, or faget.
most used as inside jokes.
another name for a loser.
someone who is hated.
a slang word for fag, or faget.
most used as inside jokes.
another name for a loser.
someone who is hated.
chris: wat the hell? dont they know they look like faget wagets?!
jeniffer: i dont know! we dont talk to losers.
jeniffer: i dont know! we dont talk to losers.
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A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.
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"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"
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Oh shit, my anal beard's full of pesky Wagstyls.
Sorry my hand stinks, I've been removing a particularly large cluster of Wagstyls from my hairy batty crease.
Sorry my hand stinks, I've been removing a particularly large cluster of Wagstyls from my hairy batty crease.
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also related to a cock soda, and a complete wanker...
stemming from the two conjoined words;
Wab: clump of semen/ cum
tard: abbreviation of retard
=Wabtard
also related to a cock soda, and a complete wanker...
stemming from the two conjoined words;
Wab: clump of semen/ cum
tard: abbreviation of retard
=Wabtard
Example 1:
IRL or on the interwebz:
Wabtard: Hai thar nabs :> I r pwn u all tbh hahahahaha, now I will masterbate in ur eyes kk?
Dude: O... K
Wabtard: oh btw I stole ur credit card number and bought child porno with it, and then I rang the police and told them where u live... aren't I just grate? kthxbye :>
Dude: Fucking Wabtard
Example 2:
Watching some complete jerk off on T.v:
"Omfg look at that cock end Russel Brand... what a F*cking Wabtard"
IRL or on the interwebz:
Wabtard: Hai thar nabs :> I r pwn u all tbh hahahahaha, now I will masterbate in ur eyes kk?
Dude: O... K
Wabtard: oh btw I stole ur credit card number and bought child porno with it, and then I rang the police and told them where u live... aren't I just grate? kthxbye :>
Dude: Fucking Wabtard
Example 2:
Watching some complete jerk off on T.v:
"Omfg look at that cock end Russel Brand... what a F*cking Wabtard"
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