Wag

Wag: Wild Ass Guess..

Mr. Peterson: Jimmy It's useless to try to save your grade now just Wag it already.

Jimmy: Limited Monarchy...

by Michael Carrillo January 20, 2009

Wag

going 0 kills in a Competitive Video game AKA a Doughnut

Jesus man, he's just did a WAG i cant play with this man's

by War-hawk September 19, 2023

wag

Short for waggish
To ignore a serious topic with when you are very conscious of it, using joking, playful, passive-aggressive speech, almost facetiously

"Yes! I am very bad! I am so, soo sorry for my mistakes! I am not cool!" - A common example of being a wag

by urbandictionaryuser47 January 24, 2021

wag

to be doing anything other than doing/ attending what is required of you within a time frame without having a valid reason. an australian term for the british word "skive"

lizelle is expelled for wagging the calc test and going to macdonalds

by stuti September 27, 2006

Wag

Means to play hookey (nottingham area word)

Sup, history is shit, i mite wag it

by Deathlok September 26, 2005

wag

Someone who thinks they are funny, usually the class clown. Someone about whom it would be said "there's always one..." when they make a wisecrack.

Some wag sitting behind me laughed at his own joke. Nobody else did.

by Flash Wilson June 18, 2004

The Wags

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.

Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".

by The Infamous Hubes August 25, 2011