Happy Vulcan

Hold up a womans ears in a pointy fashion so she looks like a vulcan while she is giving you a blow job.

She was giving me a blow job when I grabbed her ears and when she turned her head upwards she looked like a Happy Vulcan.

by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006

Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010

Vulcan

The greek god of fire and the forge. Also known as Hephaestus.

Vulcan created the weapons of the gods.

by Umbra December 17, 2004

vulcabulary

Vulgar Vocabulary, AKA the shit you learn on this website.

My friend told me that i am too vulgar, and asked where i learned all of these words, and i responded that i learned my "vulcabulary" on www.urbandictionary.com

by WP Bennett January 4, 2008

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009

Vulcan Three

Executing a high five but using the Vulcan Salute. An average high five is transformed into an awesome expression of gratitude and hope. "Live long and prosper." It is rumored that for every Vulcan Three executed, Leonard Nimoy lives one extra second.

Man 1: "Dude, I just got a full academic ride to M.I.T."

Man 2: "No way! Congrats man! (Offers the Vulcan Three)
Man 1: (Slaps with the Vulcan Three, then reflects) "Man, we really are nerds."

by Lt.JDMBACPA February 18, 2014

the Vulcan

Like the shocker, but with all four fingers. Two in the pink, two in the stink.

Sally was bored with the shocker, so she demanded the vulcan.

by sunsetloc July 14, 2014