The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Russian Standard Vodka

One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.

I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.

by RussianVodka September 26, 2009

Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

vodka flu

The sickness that accompanies heavy consumption of alcohol, usually, but not necessarily vodka, and that as a result causes a person to call out of work for a sick day.

The word has its origins with office workers looking to avoid being fired for not showing up at the office. Often, office workers have a limited number of vacation days and after a heavy night of binge drinking must take a sick day or risk losing their job. If required to specify a reason for their absence, the common response was to say they had the flu.

Julia drank heavily most nights and in the morning she was so hungover she had to call out sick because the vodka flu was keeping her bedridden.

by themroxfordbobby January 7, 2005

John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

Drugstore Vodka

Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.

Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"

by Jamali November 19, 2007

vodkaloss

The memory loss you suffer after a night of drinking vodka.

You: "Did I tell you this story?"
Your Friend: "Yes.....3 times last night"
VODKALOSS

by Skippyism May 13, 2014