vinnon

Derived from the phrase 'Sid Vinnon'. Used to describe someone who displays characteristics of being a loser or idiot. Usually said in a slow voice for maximum effect. Only known on the south coast of England thus far.

People who wear bell bottom trousers that are too short and have glasses that are held together by masking tape.

When someone says or does something stupid, they get called a vinnon.

by Mans got bare lengs, truss September 6, 2005

Vilson

A B.A.M.F who loves ladies and is a top joker. Someone who is with one girl but is still looking around for someone else. :p

M: "You know that dude who tried to rape me?"
C: "Oh him! He is such a Vilson"
M: "Allie !"

by Chel sey February 5, 2009

Vinston

An amazing, fantastic person, who usually knows everything. It's always right. Very funny. A ladies man. Very athletic. Can cook. Can dress very well. Never gets stressed out. Very strong. Addicted to fruity pebbles.

Vinston is the greatest person in the world.

by Cuffmasterflex March 15, 2017

Jizzion Vison

A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

vidson

Smart,loyal,kind,romantic,sometimes lazy and annoying someone the likes to travel and have fun 🤗

All the girls are talking about Vidson,All the guys wanna be vidson😉

by June 12 2001 April 23, 2018

visonary investor

Someone who makes financial decisions while having some sort of insight of the near or far future. Any form of investment trading stocks seeing the direction of a company etc.

Ruso1 said he remembers when Netflix was only $5 dollars a share! He was to young to buy company shares but he told everyone they should! What an visonary investor!

by One World Anarchy July 23, 2019

Vintonating

Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.

"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"

by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022